One child to rule them all

As Dwight Schrute quietly whispers “You will lead millions. Willingly, or as slaves.”

DETAILS

• Paper weight: 118 lb pure cotton, 100% recycled paper

• Dimensions: 5x7

• Front greeting: One child to rule them all

• Inside card: blank on purpose, so you can salvage the relationship  

• Envelope and seal included, made from 100% recycled paper

• Packaged in a plant-based clear sleeve and certified compostable