Remember it's birthday and the clock is ticking.

Don't make me celebrate your existence for an entire week or month. Dear God, please don't.

DETAILS

• Paper weight: 118 lb pure cotton, 100% recycled paper

• Dimensions: 5x7

• Front greeting: Remember, it's birthday and the clock is ticking 

• Inside card: blank on purpose, so you can salvage the relationship  

• Envelope and seal included, made from 100% recycled paper

• Packaged in a plant-based clear sleeve and certified compostable